Conversations with a five-year-old comedian

February 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Liam: We’re gonna say the Pledge today in school.
Me: Oh, yeah? How does it go?
Liam: I pledge allegiance, to the poop, of the United States of America…


Me: …and to the Republic, for which it stands…
Liam: One poop, under God…

*snicker, snicker*

Let’s hope he doesn’t say it at school like that.


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