The Honeymoon is OverJuly 8, 2015 at 9:02 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
A conversation in the car with Liam as Violet wails next to him in the backseat:
Liam: This is why I didn’t want a baby sister. She cries too much. It hurts my ears!
Me: Listen. See? She’s quieting down now.
Liam: The next time she cries, we’re going to have to give her away.
Me: Oh really? Who are we going to give her to?
Liam: I don’t know. Oh, there she goes again. Mom, we have to give her away. Next time we have a garage sale, let’s put her in it.